Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	194

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Dedicated, distractions, Experience, freedom, Minecraft, opportunity, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, world, world border

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	548502

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Adventure, bold, Commitment, crazy, Daring, devotion, EXTREME, FEARLESS, Heartache, IMPULSIVE, love, LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP, Passion, relationship, Risky, Romantic, sacrifice, spontaneous, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	550	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Real Life NPC Server

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yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Animals Bred:	67

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

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lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Star Shards Collected:	201	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MysticHorizons MC

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At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

Active, Await, Community, Constant Stream, Custom, Custom Dungeons, custom structures, danger, dedicated server, Economy, Exploration, Items, java, Lore, Lore Shaping, No Lag, Open-Universe, ParaLol, Playerdriven, quality of life, Rifts, shopping district, smp, tps, Treasure, Tricky Trials, turns, uncharted territory, Updates

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Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

Server Features:

NEW Tricky Trials Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Respectful behavior towards other players
For full rules, visit website

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

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Parallel Minecraft Server

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