SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

BrokeCraft, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood poverty, class differences, disadvantaged backgrounds, economic challenges, economic disadvantages, financial hardships, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggles, Hardships, lack of resources, POVERTY, real, social class, social inequality, social mobility, societal barriers, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, Struggle

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	3054	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Green Acres Minecraft Server

#youtube, Acres, art, Cecilia, Cecilia Immergreen, Green.., half-life 2, Immergination, Immergreen, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, ImmerTemplate, memes, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, Stream, twitter

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

ADHD toy, anxiety relief, fad toy, fidget, fidget spinner, fidget toy, focus aid, hand spinner, hand-held spinner, kids toy, metal spinner, Minecraft, plastic spinner, popular toy, relaxation tool, sensory toy, smp, spinner, spinning device, spinning gadget, spinning toy, stress relief, Toy, trendy toy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gaffes, awkward incidents, awkward memories, awkward mishaps, awkward mistakes, awkward moments, awkward situations, awkward slip-ups, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, funny stories, oops moments, social blunders, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RLfactions

Base Defense, brutal survival challenges, building, challenging server, competitive, dragons, Dungeons, exciting gameplay, faction warfare, Factions, factions mechanics, Modded, PvP, Raiding, Rlcraft, RLFactions server, Strategizing, Survival, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

QuoteMC

chance, crate keys, gameplay, Minecraft, Pickaxe, QuoteMC, Rewards, Server, Survival, sword, Voting, WIN

Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

active realm, Arena, Conflicts, Discord, Etheria, expire, Faction, Factions, Join, Land, Life, Link, LOSE, members, Message, plot of land, Politics, pvp tournaments, Ready, Sleep, smp, Social, territorial conflicts, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Wars

Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Farms Harvested:	483
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, Badge, CAR, Community, CopBlocker420, Crime Prevention, Duty, emergency, enforcement, fear, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Patrol, Police, protect and serve, public servant, Respect, response, Safety, smp, Trust, Uniform

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3