Splurvraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	818	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9710	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	234832	Dimension Hops:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Star Shards Collected:	112
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	15

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3821	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Emeralds Found:	1564	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crops Grown:	5500	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	3041	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

Players:	91/800	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83