Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HeadHunter PvP

    HeadHunter PvP

    The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HitCraft

    HitCraft

    Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9559
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BadWolfMC

    BadWolfMC

    Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Infinity Nexus

    Infinity Nexus

    “Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • FenixCraft

    FenixCraft

    We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Hoobs Live

    Hoobs Live

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Potions Brewed: 58
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineClick

    MineClick

    MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Nest Pig

    Nest Pig

    Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ClikaCraft

    ClikaCraft

    Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Chimeras Created: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Alien Abductions: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Ores Mined: 1343 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Sloome Magic

    Sloome Magic

    This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 New Chunks Explored: 754909
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Frontier Network

    Frontier Network

    Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 118 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CubitoLand Network

    CubitoLand Network

    We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Rentera Online

    Rentera Online

    Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Divided Earth

    Divided Earth

    Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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