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join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Animals Bred: 100 Emeralds Found: 8630
Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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