SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	167	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6061	Animals Bred:	138
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Items Found:	2942	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.