SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ores Mined:	8862	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Farms Harvested:	710	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	196	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	6950
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	9641

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	602	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	813453	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!