CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3287
Farms Harvested:	726	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	4647	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1409	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	592733

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Updated October 19, 2024

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Updated October 19, 2024

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Towns Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1