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NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5556
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	167	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Crops Grown:	3777	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Divine Spears Created:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	8947

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Emeralds Found:	2259	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3128	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2821	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2