SpeedyBlockz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoStressCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	142272
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	1166	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Alien Abductions:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1299
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Towns Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Farms Harvested:	334

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Divine Spears Created:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	117
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	3845
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5117	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Emeralds Found:	7582	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Votes:	6231	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3