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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5864 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
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