so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.

if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Void Gems Collected: 37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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