so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.

if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mines Excavated: 1054
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Towns Built: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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