Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life awkward encounters and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepy mobs – all without the fear of being asked for a kiss by a special needs classmate!

Our server is a safe space where you can avoid uncomfortable situations and focus on crafting epic creations. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed, just log off and take a breather – no need to hide in the bathroom at a school dance!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and absolutely no unwanted advances. Let’s block and roll!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ores Mined: 7775 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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