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MovieSoloMinecraftSMP

alone, Cinema, Entertainment, Experience, extrovert, family, film, Friends, Fun, independent, Introvert, leisure, movie night, movies, MovieSoloMinecraftSMP, outing, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, Solo, solo outing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	583
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8280	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Lol, who hasn’t gone to the movies alone amirite? But forget about that, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, it’s like a whole new world out there, with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere. Like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be cool like me.

I heard that on this server, there’s a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. And once you find it, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots out laser beams. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAMS. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention that the server is ruled by a giant talking potato? Yeah, he’s the boss around here and he gives out quests like “Find me a million carrots” or “Build me a statue made of cheese”. It’s totally wacky but also super fun.

So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP server and have the time of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But beware, once you step foot in this server, you may never wanna leave. It’s that addictive, bro.

TaxCraft: IRS Invasion!

cryptocurrency, data access, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, Digital Currency, digital privacy, Doge, financial information, government access, government surveillance, Invasion, IRS, IRS request, online privacy, personal data, personal information, privacy concerns, privacy rights, TaxCraft, taxpayers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5604	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than DOGE himself! That’s right, the meme doge is now requesting access to taxpayers’ personal data from the IRS…but don’t worry, he’s just using it to build the most epic Minecraft world ever!

Join our server for a chance to team up with DOGE and uncover the secrets of the IRS database. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

InvictusCraft: Trudeau Talks & Harry Chills

American athletes, Canada, CHILLS, closing ceremony, Competition, Delivers Message, disability, friendship, Global community, Harry, honoring heroes, inspirational speech, international event, Invictus Games, InvictusCraft, justin trudeau, Military, prime minister, prince harry, Sportsmanship, Support, talks, trudeau, Unity, Veterans

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing and having a good time? well then u gotta join our server! why, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story.

so one time, justin trudeau, yea the prime minister of canada, he came to our server and he was like “hey gamers, i love minecraft and i love u all” and then he started doing the floss dance and everyone was like “woah, trudeau, u got moves!” it was epic.

and then, out of nowhere, a bunch of american athletes from the invictus games showed up and they were like “we heard this server is lit, we wanna join too!” so they started building a giant statue of prince harry out of diamond blocks and everyone was like “wow, that’s dedication!”

so yea, if u wanna hang out with justin trudeau, american athletes, and build epic diamond statues, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Unity Boosted, Party Unifying

assassination attempt, Boost, Boosted, Divides, Event, extra hostility, fear, hostility, opposing party, Party, party unity, Political, political divides, REPUBLICAN, republicans, stoking, Support, trump, unifying, unifying effect, Unity, violence, widen

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures like no other! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors and zombies that break out in dance parties!

our server is so lit that even trump himself tried to assassinate it, but instead of causing chaos, it brought republicans together in unity! who knew a minecraft server could have such a powerful impact on politics?!

come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the political arena)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper who doesn’t like rainbows, then maybe stay away. 😜🌈🎉 #minecraftmadness

DawnCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, DawnCraft, discussion, early morning, ENGAGEMENT, forum, forum thread, good morning, greetings, Interaction, internet, Kids, morning chat, morning routine, ONLINE, Realms, social media, start of the day, where this goes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Hey kids, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, madness, and pure insanity!

We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

Don’t miss out on the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BestManBail Minecraft Server

awkward, best man, BestManBail, brother, choose, Clear Mind, dramatic, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Humiliation, immature, inseparable, JOKE, messages, Minecraft, overreacted, Protective, Public, reception, Server, Speech, split family, Wedding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the groom in this wild wedding story, you’ll have to choose between your best friend and your fiancée (hopefully not at your own wedding though). Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward speeches, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our server for all the drama you could ever want? See you there, drama llamas!

SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

Acting, aita, Commute, Confused, Dance, exhausted, Fast, fully vaccinated, groceries, hurt, husband, left out, Mall, out of place, outing, puppy, quality time, shame, singing, socialization, SpeedyCraft, theater teacher, Training, walk

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	9434
Players Killed by Monsters:	2211	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	5612
Farms Harvested:	658	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	524695	Buildings Constructed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	740	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9190	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6282
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	6426
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Star Shards Collected:	238
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

Players:	94/200	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mines Excavated:	4394
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6