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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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