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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Runes Activated: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

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