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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Animals Bred: 144 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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