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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Magic Items Found: 4698 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
Alien Abductions: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Divine Spears Created: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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