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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Dimension Hops: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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