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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 New Chunks Explored: 161260
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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