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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Holy Grails Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
Endless Night Skies: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Chimeras Created: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Magic Items Found: 3143 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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