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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Secret Passages Found: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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