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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Meteorites Collected: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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