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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 2174 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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