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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Secret Passages Found: 7
Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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