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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 297
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

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