so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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