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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Potions Brewed: 164
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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