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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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