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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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