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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 New Chunks Explored: 564511
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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