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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 331
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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