Spades SMP | 1.20.4 Java Vanilla SMP (17+)

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Spades SMP!

OPENING 02/24/24

Spades SMP is a vanilla-ish based survival multiplayer server, with creativity and sociability in mind!

We have a Discord server with a custom bot with many functions.We are application based so moderation is absolutely prioritized.

We hope to see you soon, apply now!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154561645595594782/1205732355306684516/pmcBanner.png?ex=65d970c2&is=65c6fbc2&hm=5f045f28a9b6ada4f0f67264688a0774d1cb36f5fa0473b6ff772dd9c5257365&

Apply Here!

Plugins!

With AngelChest, safeguard your most precious belongingsForm alliances and conquer challenges with BetterTeamsRest assured knowing that CoreProtect stands vigilant against griefers.Bridge the gap between in-game and Discord communities seamlessly with DiscordSRVWhile Essentials ensures smooth server operations.Protect your territory with GriefPrevention.Take a load off with GSit’s comfortable sitting feature.Navigate the world effortlessly with HuskHomes’ intuitive teleportation system enhanced by a user-friendly GUI interface.

It will be opening on 02/24/24

play.spadesmc.online

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6838

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	365	Players Killed by Monsters:	1288
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2629	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2215	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	890
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	6057	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	5170	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Towns Built:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	305387
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	3765
Chimeras Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	194

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9358	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9932
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3