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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8115 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
But beware, the ketamine-infused mobs are no joke on this server. They move faster, hit harder, and may even break out into dance parties when you least expect it. So grab your enchanted armor and get ready for a wild ride as you navigate through Elon’s twisted dreamscape.
And who knows, you might even run into Elon himself, dressed up as the antichrist and spouting off wild conspiracy theories. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!