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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3844 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 7783 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
join our server and u can ride a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes, how cool is that? not cool enough? well, how about this – u can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.
but wait, there’s more! on our server, u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. and if u’re lucky, u might even meet a talking potato who tells hilarious jokes.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u’re allergic to fun, then maybe u should stay away. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s have a blast!