Soviet Minecraft SMP Union – Chud Haters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mines Excavated:	4204
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	1165

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2881	Mines Excavated:	1217
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Players Killed by Monsters:	3696

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Potions Brewed:	119	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	6793	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	772417	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7