Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

Actors, Brazilians, carrying, Compared, Corpses, dead grandfather, Experience, flop around, Hit, human body strength, Indians, Minecraft, overestimate, pretending, ragdolls, rdr2, Realistic, realistic ragdolls, Shooting, smp, source, strength, Trains, Videos

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Potions Brewed:	93	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	7675	New Chunks Explored:	865191

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8074
Buildings Constructed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mines Excavated:	3965
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9523
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	4924	Magic Items Found:	7905
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchantments Applied:	109
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!