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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9436 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1212 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Animals Bred: | 18 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!