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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5476 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!