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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3332 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!