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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 219 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!