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Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	171	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8256	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Items Found:	1330	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	73
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9857	Runes Activated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Void Gems Collected:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4579
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8694
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	2254
Void Armor Forged:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2263	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1942
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Magic Crystals Found:	15