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PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3854	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4454	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Star Shards Collected:	114	Players Killed by Monsters:	9543
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Animals Bred:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6470	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2272	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3578	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	273
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4492

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	2628
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Votes:	8125
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3