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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1342 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!