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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8390 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9312 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
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