SoccerDadFails Minecraft Server

build-out line, Minecraft, Offside, referee professionalism, select league, Server, soccer coaching, soccer game, soccer goals, soccer player, soccer referee, soccer rules, SoccerDadFails, sports etiquette, sports knowledge, sports parenting, sports rules, Sportsmanship, U10 boys, youth sports

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2224	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special “build-out line” just like in soccer! As long as you stay behind the line, you can do whatever you want – even if it means scoring goals while the other team screams in confusion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy parents, angry dads, and kids scoring legal goals left and right. Who needs offside rules when you have the build-out line to save the day?

So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to brush up on your Minecraft soccer rules before you join, or you might end up like that angry dad swearing in front of a bunch of pixelated kids. See you on the server!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Star Shards Collected:	139	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	44

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	535	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6471	Buildings Constructed:	25
Animals Bred:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!