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CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Ores Mined:	9212	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	81	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4235
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Mines Excavated:	2989	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2214

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Votes:	2723	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	57	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	2520	Void Gems Collected:	31
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	924	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4