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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5744 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 803 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.
Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?
So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!