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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	6199
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6113
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4163	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6590
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Items Found:	7926
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	824377	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1097	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Enchantments Applied:	269
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!